"11:18 p.m.: Beat someone up, take their stuff, repeat. We load up on guns, pieces of "code" for gameplay that's beyond us and clothing. We snatch a dress off a dead body and attempt to put it on, which triggers a message stating that we're the wrong gender for that garment. Given those... cross-dressing rumors, well, you would've thunk...

1:02 a.m.: Remember that rave in The Matrix Reloaded? People like to party here, too. Groups host dance parties, fight clubs and beauty pageants (look for a schedule at actual online radio station Radio Free Zion).

1:15 a.m.: We head to a club called Duality, take off all of our clothes and go dancing. Just like in real life, this place is a dude ranch--no chicks anywhere. But what happens in the Matrix, stays in the Matrix, right? So, we boogie."